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Instagram Public Photos with #clumsyasfuck

Not my f*****g weekend at all...dropped the vacuum on my wrist ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคข what have i learned? housework is bad! ๐Ÿ˜‚i #clumsyasfuck #hurtslikehell #ineedanotherweekend

8 hours ago comment 10 star 23

My body can bear witness to how accident prone i am. bumps: โœ… bruises: โœ… scrapes: โœ… lost toenail: โœ… #clumsyasfuck #clumsygirlproblems

3 days ago comment 0 star 8

Waiting to board my flight to la. managed to fall down the stairs (again!) and twist my ankle an hour before l had to leave home. oh well. nothing a few weeks on the beach won‘t fix. #cphlax #longdistancefriendships #vaycay #travelinggirl #clumsyasfuck

3 days ago comment 0 star 14

When you get a corneal abrasion from trying to pet a puppy.. #dilatedpupils #cornealabrasion #clumsyasfuck #blueeyes #longhair #w*f

2 weeks ago comment 0 star 17

Great topless day 2day but sadly cant drive with me broken ankle..#clumsyasfuck #grateful

2 weeks ago comment 3 star 17

I love this photo because nowadays online you see all these perfect idolizations of women looking their most perfect self and very often the part that makes them lovely and charming and most of all real is swallowed by forced perfection. sometimes or lets be honest most of the times we are clumsy, fall over our own feet or make mistakes and laugh about ourselves and those are the most beautiful moments to be captured on camera. i'm happy about this photo because this is me and not a role i'm playing for a job or a mask i put on to impress somebody...thank you for this beautiful shot @marcokd ๐Ÿ’™ #janinemizera #marcoklahold #capetown #southafrica #woodstock #photoshooting #streets #me #selflove #clumsyasfuck #randomness #king

2 weeks ago comment 9 star 218

This is what happens when i cook now.... ๐Ÿ˜ž #clumsyasfuck #noknifeskills #wanderingmind #someonekissitbetter #uhg

3 weeks ago comment 4 star 12

Gillespie farms 360°
i had to get 105 acres of alfalfa borders run today before hurricane rosa get here. both employees are home sick so mister clumsoid had to drive the tractor. the goods news is i only fell off the tractor once๐Ÿ˜ต i am sure glad i have an extremely hard head๐Ÿ˜œ of course the rest of my body hurts like hell๐Ÿšœ good times๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
#gforc #gillespiefarms #arizonadirtfarmer #gillespiefarmsowlheadrations #snackmix #veteranowned #501c3 #nonprofit #trooppacks #troopcarepackages #supportourtroops #supportourveterans #agentorangesurvivor #disabledveteran #agentorangehealthclub #burnsurvivor #heartattcksurvior #cabg #cancersurvivor #clumsyasfuck #hardtokill #aintdeadyet

3 weeks ago comment 0 star 49

ะŸะพะฝั€ะฐะฒะธะปะพััŒ ะฒะธะดะตะพ ๐Ÿ‘‰@k.i.p.1.s.h โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–
#clumsy #clumsylestertumblr #art #photoshoot #new #color #clumsypuppy #clumsycat #snow #clumsydog #clumsygirl #dogsofinstagram #clumsybird #nature #catsofinstagram #winter #life #russia #landscape #real #magic #clumsylife #fromwonderland #clumsyninja #clumsyasfuck #clumsythumbsy #cute #clumsyme #clumsygirlproblems #clumsysmurf

4 weeks ago comment 0 star 15

Well.
i accidentally break a fresh new leaf of my #monsteradeliciosa, gonna enjoy this beauty for few days on my desk.
so here's is the last picture of the deceased, rest in peace little leaf. ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ #clumsyasfuck #monstera #monsteraleaf #chic #amarenafabbri #interiordesign #poraccitudine #chanel #mademoiselle #chanelmademoiselle #matidroghi

4 weeks ago comment 4 star 17

Nothing like falling off a ladder into a stationary metal shelf and ripping a huge hole in your pants. thank goodness for duck tape #clumsyasfuck

4 weeks ago comment 10 star 9

Fall feels. high overcast, cooler breeze. good way to start the week. i’m finishing up workout week three on the new regimen i made for myself because i realized that without daily workouts at a studio that i scheduled (and had someone else in charge of what i’d be doing) and following john’s weight lifting routines, i hadn’t ever consistently done a single thing except for fun. i’ve always been active and had no trouble convincing myself to attend a yoga class, go on a hike, go on a bike, etc. but with my current location and lifestyle, i needed to hold myself more accountable. and? i’ve learned quite a few things so far: 1: concerts don’t count as a rest day. not at all. not even a little bit. nor does anything that puts stress on the body or mind in any way. that can be as simple as having a beer with a friend- it’s not the same as actually resting. 2: i am far stronger than i ever imagined. 3: i’m faster than i think i am. 4: my endurance wasn’t as far from what i desired as i thought, especially to fit with my favorite outdoor activities. 5: if something starts to hurt, it’s not always a good hurt. like if i get a sliver in my finger and then proceed to step in glass, i’m probably at the end of my week and #clumsyasfuck and need to sit my a*s down wherever i am. or i’ll just keep bumping into sharp objects like a small child. 6: proper playlists are essential to my motivation, particularly as my daily moods change. 7: creating new habits takes far more discipline than it does motivation. it’s even harder if you like where you’re at but still want to improve. then it’s pure discipline. 8: i hold myself more accountable when i have things written in stone (okay, paper) and hung up in front of me. 9: even one day of not enough protein hurts my progress. 10: i sleep better when i workout earlier in the day. 11: i don’t need a workout buddy to complete my daily goals, but it sure helps to have one there for at least some of the days. 12: tea is absolutely my favorite way of hydrating and without it i rarely get enough liquids in me. okay so that was a dozen, not three... that is all. ♥๏ธ๐Ÿค“#learning #happinessisachoice #pacificsouthwest #pacificocean #strongwomen #

4 weeks ago comment 0 star 14

Dangerous life, yoga can be dangerous for your health ๐Ÿ˜‰! #stuntwoman .
le ridicule ne tue pas heureusement...vie de cascadeuse au top !
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#yogastudent #sportmotivation #mindfulness #toutvabien #meditate #yogalife #becareful #voilavoila #cascadeur #fractureaucalme #maladresse #clumsy #clumsyasfuck #queen #lesrisquesdumetier #dangerouslife #artandyoga

4 weeks ago comment 18 star 87

I took my daughter for a walk today and ended up slipping in some mud lol i landed straight on my behind! my daughter looked and was like "mom! it's that egyptian god you like! the one with ears!". it looks like either bast or anubis to me. what do you guys see? #whatdoyousee #imagination #ifellinmud #clumsyfool #clumsyass #clumsyaf #slippedandtripped #anubis #clumsyprobs #clumsyasfuck #clumsyme #clumsy #walkingproblems #clumsybitch #clumsygirlproblems #clumsylife #clumsymuch #clumsychic #witches #symbolism

4 weeks ago comment 4 star 15

So had an x-ray today turns out this clumsy b***h has broken her elbow ๐Ÿ˜‚ only me #clumsyasfuck #ditsybitch

4 weeks ago comment 2 star 12

I think i might of over done it last night ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #clumsyasfuck

4 weeks ago comment 0 star 6

Last pic before i busted a*s going down this hill ๐Ÿ˜‚ #clumsyasfuck

5 weeks ago comment 9 star 387

Morning #gym done ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ #biceps and #shoulders was on the list ๐Ÿ™‰ aloitin aamuun vetämällä tangon suoraan leukaan ja seurauksena tästä purin itseäni kieleen, aineskin heräs jos ei muuta ๐Ÿ™„ #thursdayvibes #clumsyasfuck #imfast

last month comment 11 star 144

I can’t believe found my old a*s picture i’m pretty sure i was in 7 or 8 grade l**o #myspace #clumsyasfuck #selfie #goodoledays

last month comment 0 star 21