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Instagram Public Photos with #clumsyasfuck

Right before i bit it in the ring and busted up my knee and shin. ugh. #clumsyasfuck

comment 0 star 8 19 hours ago

Warning: last pic is kinda bloody got scraped up pretty bad yesterday helping a neighbor catch their runaway dog. i was out walking esther down exposition (super trafficked street for those unfamiliar) when a bouncy german shepard rounded the near street corner and came bounding over to me and esther. a teenager came around the corner after the dog and asked me to grab him. i got the dog by the scruff but he slipped out of my grip. the owner yelled to grab his paw instead, so i lunged for his paw before he could get away. but he was too far, and i slipped and tumbled into the gutter of exposition. i actually fell on esther so on the way down i did everything i could to protect her which is why i'm so scraped up (esther is totally fine by the way! wasn't even fazed). the runaway dog had lumbered onto exposition and stopped traffic, but was surprised and curious now that i was on the ground so he came back over and close enough that i could grab his paw. the owner then got him at that point and said he'd been chasing the dog for 5 blocks and the dog had almost gotten hit by a car twice! very pleased the dog is safe, and so is his family! #runawaydog #neighborshelpingneighbors #clumsyasfuck #esthercomesfirst #laliving

comment 2 star 11 Yesterday
comment 4 star 15 2 days ago

Medical update: yes, it's official. broken right foot 😂 thank you to all of those concerned. at least now i've got a legitimate excuse to lay in bed and eat terribly ❤️#brokenfootproblems #crutchesswag #crutchesgetbitches #medicalupdates #clumsyasfuck #brokenfootporn #melbourne #australia #couldonlyhappentome

comment 20 star 29 4 days ago

Ice skating, fallen on my a*s twice already. #nocordination #clumsyasfuck #iceskating

comment 0 star 5 5 days ago

Well this yelled out to me as soon as i walked into the shop. pretty sure that i could come up with some situations that it wouldn’t cover! 🤕💥🤔 #iassumeitwaswrittenforme #accidentprone #clumsyasfuck #beargrylls #survival #book

comment 0 star 11 2 weeks ago

Shit. #💔 #clumsyasfuck

comment 3 star 18 2 weeks ago

And always end up with some sort of injury! 🤪 #nobhead #clumsyasfuck #onlyliveonce

comment 1 star 8 2 weeks ago

Titties all burnt the f**k up & shit... #clumsyasfuck

comment 98 star 3,101 2 weeks ago

This spoiled love nugget was not impressed with how breakfast was served. #clumsyasfuck #spoileddogproblems #pitbullsofinstagram

comment 1 star 15 2 weeks ago

Danke andi fürs fangen. ❤️#dankefürnix #throwback #birthdaygirl #praterspaß #friendsforever #fürtaylorwürdestdumichimmerfallenlassen #isdajemandvielleichtungeschickt #clumsyasfuck

comment 1 star 25 3 weeks ago

Big friday night for me. icing a sprained ankle with frozen strawberries and my mode of transportation for next week or so. #clumsyasfuck #nothinginteresting #ugh #johnnycash #needapedi #crutchessuck

comment 12 star 48 3 weeks ago

Bruh i'm dropping my phone like its hot, the screen is bout to come off....again😭 #clumsyasfuck

comment 2 star 105 3 weeks ago

Nearly 🍌 i don't need any help being clumsy, cheers though #clumsyasfuck #clumsy #bananaskin #banana

comment 3 star 30 4 weeks ago

Stitches out and cleared to run again in the same day!! time to celebrate! #clumsyasfuck

comment 4 star 36 4 weeks ago
comment 1 star 28 4 weeks ago

First fall of the winter!!! cat face says it all #catknees #clumsyasfuck #iceicebaby❄️

comment 2 star 2 4 weeks ago

Hi, my name is kirsten. some days i shock myself with the smart things i do. other days i can't even count to 3. #throwback #onthecountof3 #ohneetochniet #hyperactive #shortattentionspan #clumsyasfuck #azores #canyoning #summer2017

comment 4 star 29 4 weeks ago

Never been so happy to get a pair of glasses again!! 🤓🤓 praying i last longer than a week with these ones 🙈 #newspecs #clumsyasfuck

comment 10 star 86 4 weeks ago

Hello weekend 💜 let’s see what damage i can do to myself this weekend 😂 #clumsyasfuck

comment 1 star 13 4 weeks ago

When you manage to chuck a glass of wine on your lap during photo... that "did you just do that look" #clumsyasfuck #cutephotothough #wetastheocean #drinks

comment 2 star 15 last month

What happens when you don't wear your glasses and slam into something at the gym...a bakery would never disrespect me this way 😂 #blindasabat #workoutdisaster #fitnessfail #iwantadonutnow #workworkwork #clumsyasfuck #bruiselikeapeach#gymtime

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comment 9 star 128 last month

Been trying more body weight exercises and working on my balance lately as i’m getting bored of weights just now ... struggling with the balance part of some of these too 😂 but i’m determined to master some of them ! #bodyweighttraining #clumsyasfuck #handstandpushups #backgains #lfl

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comment 2 star 23 last month

Wait till the end ... #clumsyasfuck

comment 7 star 247 last month

Loving sport but not being good at it is the most frustrating thing😪#soccergirl #noskills #trying #clumsyasfuck #illgetbetter

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