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plant_snob

🌱😤 I design gardens and dig cats. Follow me @ringwood_avenue_gardens - more gardens less cats. 🤣
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There seems to be a staring contest showdown with mao mao and my whalefin snakeplant this evening. #whalefinblinked1st #thiswentonfor18mins #👀👀⏳⌛️ #whalefinbod #sansevieriamasoniana #whalefinsansevieria #whalefinsnakeplant #catsandplants #thicc

3 days ago comment 26 star 72

Mao mao: so i see you still haven’t cleaned the glass.
xing xing: (in a muffled voice) tell her to quit being such a lazy git.
mao mao: what she said.
mm & xx: we know you have windex loser.
#boopmarks #thousandsofthem #windexisunderthesink #loser

4 days ago comment 27 star 57

Dude, you know you’ll be mocked by these cats all week long. #🐶💅🏻👈🏽😹😹

2 weeks ago comment 6 star 42

Santa’s naughty list offence no.156 - stealing your sister’s favourite toy(s) when she’s in the loo. 😼🦋 #maomaosalwaysonsantasnaughtylist #zeroeffsgiven

2 weeks ago comment 17 star 68

Phone nudges presented to you by xing xing. ❤️

3 weeks ago comment 16 star 62

I butternut squash dat. how gourd i not you say? i didn’t want it to be bummed out. #notpunny #pleasestop #gong

3 weeks ago comment 32 star 68

Edit: mao mao still can’t jump (on laps). #maomaomaulings #owowowow #ihadleggingsundermypantstoo😣

4 weeks ago comment 14 star 49

You don’t have a chance dogs. #giantkittensversusdogs #letthebattlebegin

4 weeks ago comment 9 star 56

I stopped by the vet’s to grab noms for the girls 😸😺 i see this guy on top of a stack of boxes. #fridaynightboxpawty #leghang #hamstringstretch #again😟

4 weeks ago comment 13 star 59

Why are people always doing hamstring stretches when i’m trying to photograph other shit. like the planters i just did. #whatthehelldude #heneedsanewwig #onsantaslist #pinkcheckeredleggings #hamstringstretches

4 weeks ago comment 25 star 57