What’s for dessert, babe?
Fries & champagne plz
Baby you’re the love of my life selling all the drugs i like
Comment your current fav emoji mine is 🤪
This doggy is teaching me how to skate 🐶
Let’s just lay here
Giving you “nancy jo. this is alexis neiers calling. i’m calling to let you know how disappointed i am in your story. there’s many things that i read in here that were false. like you saying that i wore six inch louboutin heels with my tweed skirt, when i wore four inch little brown bebe shoes”
Him: send nudes? me:
I hope the universe loves you today
I know d**n well that guy eating on the left is wondering why i wasn’t on the menu cause i’m over here looking like a meal 🙈
My dream is to meet someone who takes pictures of me without me asking. is that to much to ask for?
Kiwi, strawberry and mango
Your love? i want it